( FAKE NEWS ART DUMP )

I LIVE! Part of my fandom brain has been taken over by Psych. But I have never abandoned Fake News. I just...forget what I've submitted, what I haven't and college keeps me loaded down currently. XD Still, I LIVE! *runs off*

I couldn't think of a Weakness or a Resistance or a Retreat cost...so I left those blank...
Any suggestions?

The conversation that spurred this:
(just to say, I often quote epic moments of what I'm watching to Kelley, especially when I know she doesn't watch said shows. XD)
Me: Don't turn your back on the Queen...she will f*cking cut you. cut you...!
Kelley: D:
I'M SCARED
Me: The Queen! She's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-
P- what, John?!
She's...POISONOUS!
What? You're not supposed to touch the Queen because she's poisonous?
Oh she's deadly poisonous, Jon!
...So the rules aren't to protect her but to protect you?
Protect her?! The rules for handling the monarch is the same for handling a venomous cobra! Wear gloves, don't turn your back on her, and if she arches her back run, Jon, run! Run like the wind!
I see the English Queen in a whole new life.
Kelley: SHE SOUNDS LIKE A RARE DANGEROUS POKEMON
Me: XD
Ah man...
I need to make a The Queen Pokemon card now...
Kelley: LOL
TYPE: POISON.
Me: She will f*cking cut you
Kelley: ATTACK POWER: INFINITE

...yeah I changed her HP, which I was gonna have as the infinity symbol...to her age. Just to make something a little more reasonable. XD
ENJOY!

Mkay! So I'm showing off today. Woo. XD This is the Christmas project that's had me pull a few all nighters the last week or two. XD


These are my babies. c= ♥
going from left to right:
(top)A Knight Who Says "NI", Stephen Motherfucking Colbert, Viral(Gurren Lagann), Dwight Schrute (The Office)
(bottom) Edward Cullen (Twilight), Lelouch (Code Geass), Dr. Jekyll (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), Eddy The Panda (inside joke :P)

Phew. Yep. I made those for my friends, and Stephen Colbert for myself, for Christmas. c= Since I was on a budget I decided to do this since monetarily this all only cost me: $13.30. Felt is surprisingly cheap. =DD And it was surprisingly easy, the only dull and tedious part was sewing the base. 'cause it's the same damn thing every time. XD Oh yeah, and it probably also took a long time since I did everything by hand because I don't know how to use/am scared of our sewing machine. XDD I'LL ADMIT IT! I FEAR THE SEWING MACHINE! More then likely because it's a machine and has a needle attached to it...and I fear needles. But only in the form of shots and when attached to mechanical monsters. XD Not so much sewing needles in the hands of me. Hee hee.

INDIVIDUAL PHOTOS:
(DEFINITELY NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY! SORRY!)
( BENEATH THIS HERE CUT! )

Title: Traditions
Rating: PG-13
Series: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon
( Merry F'ing Christmas )